Thoughts From Behind the Glass

My gift.....
I apparently have this special gift of always choosing the wrong queue line. If I'm at the Super Market and there are 10 lines with 5 people in each, and one line with 2 people, I will choose the line with two people. Without fail, the person in fromt of me will have some sort of problem at the register. They don't have enough money, or they have to try 4 credit cards before they find on that works, or they have to write a check, or they need a price check, or they begin an arguement with the cashier about the price. It is always something. I have actually been directed by a store employee to another line that just opened up, to find that the new cashier cannot access their register. Meanwhile, every other line in the store has been checked out, and new lines have formed.
If I am on a toll road, I can unerringly pick the line that everyone in front of me needs to ask directions to and address that is 60 miles away. Again, all the other lines will empty out and 10 more cars have exited the toll booths before I am able to pass through.
I have arrived at a doctors office on the appointed time and sat there for an hour or more, while the entire waiting room has been taken care of, and not only that, people that come in behind me are taken care of before my name is called.
Am I the only one ??????????